Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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