Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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