I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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