Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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