do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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