So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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