no, he came in my armpit
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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