Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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