awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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