evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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