I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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