Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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