Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
its liver damage thursday
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