I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
do nipples grow back?
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