That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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