I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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