dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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