i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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