Are we in a gay sports bar?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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