I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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