I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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