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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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