I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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