My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You need Xanax blowdarts
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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