I didn't shave. On purpose
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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