Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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