just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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