awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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