I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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