I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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