i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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