This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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