I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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