when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
my liver is dry heaving
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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