sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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