Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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