he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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