when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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