For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
