Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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