Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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