you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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