nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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