I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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