So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The power of my boobs compel you
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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