No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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