She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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