Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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