I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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