I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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