He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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