ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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