did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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