pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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