I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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