i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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