ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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