I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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