I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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